homestuck sucks
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
(Source: shepper)
human davesprite o/
Wow okay yes I am proud now.
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Phillystuck Year One AnniversaryCosplayer | Photographer
More photos from this shoot found on flickr.Yesss
In 5 days you defeated the internet.
(via keyholecat)
Karkat’s password is “IF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH WHY DON’T I HATEMARRY MYSELF” and he says it’s because it reminds him of someone.
Do you know who that someone is?
THAT SOMEONE IS JADE HARLEY.
HE MISSES JADE.
Artist: Jen Titus
Album:
Track: O death
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Jen Titus - O Death
This was mostly a HAND practice for me! Some references were used.
(via keyholecat)
So I was reading this log and then there was this little quip
And well I guess we know the answer now…
(Source: sexy-terezi, via dirkuu)
Just another theory but Hussie was saying horses are nearby when he thought he was going to kill Lord English. If LE is uu and if he had a crush on Dirk, maybe it’s referencing Dirk being a brony? Idk I might be wrong but it’s a fun idea
wait so what i just thought if uu is Lord English and then from UU’s gun and holster, Calliope could possibly be Doc Scratch somehow since the dual bodies thing. And she has that journal of Everyone’s adventures and some parts are crossed out then that would explain his semi- omnipotence on how he knows everything except some “dark spots”! but wait it just clicked SCRATCH WAS MADE FROM LIL’ CAL AND uu WANTS HIM DESTROYED WHICH REMINDS HIM OF CALLIOPE WHEN HE TALKS TO DIRK. SO SOMEHOW uu MAKES CALLIOPE INTO LIL’ CAL BY SOME JUJU THING.
I feel so smart and i’ll be so happy if i’m right.
